SOO'S
GRAFFITIWALL
ENGLISH TRANSLATION:
all
evil is ignorance all good is knowledge --FU-HSIN
Back the Metric System every
inch of the way!
"Vegetarian" - Indian word for "lousy hunter"
Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good,
but absence of body is better.
Always borrow money from a pessimist;
they don't expect to be paid back.
All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly: "You know dear, you may be right."
Man who run in front of bus get tired.
Man who run behind bus get exhausted.
America Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant.
Man with an unchecked parachute will jump to conclusion.
Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink
If you can't break it, you don't fully understand it.
A few of us see the word GRAFFITI and think about something different than most other people.
Attention: Due to budget cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off until further notice. Thank you for your cooperation. --The Management
The large print giveth, the small print taketh away.
Falls don't kill people. It's the deceleration trauma.
Power corrupts; absolute power is kind of neat.
When cows laugh, does milk come out of THEIR noses?
Four Food Groups: Beer, Chips, Chocolate, Pretzels.
A husband is living proof that a woman can take a joke
Larst munth i cudnt spel Jeeniealijest, now i are wun
"................................................................................................ " -- Marcel Marceau.
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
" a canadian is an unarmed american with health insurance"
"'Ello, I wish to register a complaint." - Monty Python"'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!" "'E's kicked the bucket! 'E's shuffled off 'is mortal coil!" "'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on!"
"There is no sanity clause" G. Marx
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